New Here? Read These!

Completely overwhelmed by the seemingly through-line free series of posts on this blog?

You’re not alone.

To the newcomer: Firstly, welcome. Secondly, here’s an assortment of favorite postings; mine, readers’, or otherwise. And thirdly, just let the grammatically questionable and loose phrasings kinda wash over you. After awhile, it’ll be like picking up a second language.

Like Cantonese. I imagine.

Like ’em funny?

Crazy Easy Chalkboard Frame Gallery, AKA How To Make Your Spouse Cry–  orig. published Sep. 4, 2014 (sometimes “crafty” is a four-letter word.)

Is There A Penance For That– orig. published July 8, 2013 (Remember that time I flashed an entire Catholic church? Sigh.)

Just Like Mama Said– orig. published Jan. 30, 2012 (Keely tries her hand at the Shiz People Say meme.)

Ferris Bueller Ain’t Got Nothing On Me– orig. published Feb. 9, 2012 (Giving up and giving in.)

 

Or how about a tearjerker?

 

Grief. And Other Things I Can’t Control– orig. published Feb. 5, 2015 (a reluctant acceptance with my Dad.)

My Family’s Ridiculously Close Call At The Boston Marathon– orig. published Apr. 18, 2013 (A terrifying what-if.)

Just Wait– orig. published Apr. 15, 2010 (Time zips by, especially when your kid is awesome.)

Slow It Down, Friend– orig. published Jan. 12, 2012 (Still shocked by how time works, two years later.)

 

Maybe a little cautionary tale with your blog readin’?

 

You Can Take The Mom Outta The Diaper Zone– orig. published Sept. 16, 2013 (So, this one time I had a kid-free evening and still got peed on.)

Kinda Like Buy One Get One Free– orig. published Sept. 17, 2009 (Baby classes make you rethink it ALL.)

Not For The Faint Of Heart– orig. published Feb. 22, 2010 (The least welcome houseguest ever. Ever ever.)