This year, Labor Day brought a picnic with some terrific neighbors and friends and- most importantly- the neighbor's Barbie Jeep. This wonderful contraption allowed certain parents to drink Riesling while their children proceeded to shove each other out of [semi] moving vehicles.
Thank you, unions.
|Just checking the specs on the endline for the...rotary...girder...|
|You got a jumper cable?|
|Pretty sure one us is supposed to be watching the road.|
|Um, Miss? You seem to be...oh, nevermind. Enjoy your book.|