Say It With Slacks.

• They are not only “slacks,” but they are LADIES’ SLACKS. 
• These slacks require zero ironing. Which is good, because I couldn’t tell you the timesuck that ironing my slacks has become.
• No matter what circumstances are going down in your life, the elastic waistband of these beauties will not roll. Weeding azaleas, running from the fuzz, your waistband= solidly in place. Somewhere up there by your ribcage.
• Two handy pockets! For your handies! (Compared to other slacks’ pockets which aren’t so useful?)
• “Rich” “Miracle” “Polyester” are all words that they’ve used in the same sentence as “Fabric.” 
• A lifetime indelible crease. Frankly, that kind of staying power frightens me. 
• The woman on the left has never before been out-of-doors. You can tell by the way she’s holding her wrists and that one foot.
• The woman on the right is a mobster’s wife. I’m sorry, fanning out cash?
• They are seven dollars a pair when you buy four pairs. Wait- just wait- they also do the math for you if you want to buy FIVE OR EVEN SIX PAIRS. So not only do they fully expect their clientele to wear these slacks every day of the week, they’re also assuming you don’t know what seven times however many pairs of slacks you need would be. There’s no discount or anything. They’re just letting you know they think you’re rather slow. 

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