Disclaimer: As a member of Netflix’s Stream Team, I get provided all manner of awesome love and compensation- but all thoughts, opinions, and murder mystery theories are entirely my own.
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Friends, sometimes the posts really just write themselves. Case in point: today’s Netflix post. The crux? I’m giving away 6 months free of Netflix. (If you’re already a subscriber, just add that baby to your other, er, baby, and keep the streaming love going.)
I really shouldn’t need to say anything more, because you’re probably already like- Great! Got all the info I need!
But I’ll keep going. Because it just looks more professional.
The 12 Reasons Netflix is the Best Thing Ever (Ever Ever):
12. I can sneak Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries on my phone in 3 minute increments throughout the day…and then start right where I left off as soon as I sprawl in front of my bedroom TV that night.
11. Daniel Tiger has taught my kids about patience and hygiene. (Meanwhile, I’m yelling at my computer and eating a sandwich over the sink.)
10. Search functions and suggested titles make it easy for P.J. to access the goriest, data-heavy war documentaries with dark twists. (Full disclosure: I actually have no idea what he watches. But I can tell by the sounds coming from the kitchen TV that I don’t really want to wander through when he’s doing the dishes at night.)
9. Instant gratification. “I just remembered that I desperately want to watch Leverage. Oh look, they have it!”
8. Instant nostalgia. “I just remembered that I desperately want to watch that vintage Three Little Pigs with the kids. Oh look, they have it!”
7. Everyone knows that superhero series are best viewed on an iPad, in the dark, while rocking a feverish toddler.
6. Kimmy Schmidt!
5. Can I give Daniel Tiger another shout-out? I feel like he should get more credit for raising my children in the a.m.
4. When I snuggle in bed with my kiddos and watch an episode of Cosmos, it’s hard to tell if I’m lulled by Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s dulcet tones or by the glow of stellar parenting.
3. Zero commercials mean that Jasper and Zu have no idea what commercials even are. (Nora, however, totally knows. Darned kindergarten and playground chatter.)
2. Luther. Where the heck has Luther been all this time? Why did none of you “friends” tell me about Luther? Idris Elba is a god-darned treasure.
1. Netflix = love. (Don’t believe me? Enter the Rafflecopter below. Win 6 months of Netflix. I’m practically the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come- without the cloak and scepter, and instead of death I come bearing quality programming.)
(Fa la la la la.)
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