Out of bread by noon
Why do kids need to eat lunch
It’s called “tapas,” guys.
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Oh, working from home
Togetherness redefined
Please get off my ribs.
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Sweet God, so much pee
What are you aiming at, child?
Potty training hurts.
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Let’s just lay out back.
You smell like sunscreen, kiddo.
That’s a great cloud shape.
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That’s not an outfit
Fine, it’ll do for today
Jammies forever!
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Is that what we do?
You need to use your words now
The cat is your friend.
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I’m not a tissue.
Nor am I toilet paper.
I need a shower.
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Rock you to sleep again?
Sure, I can clear my schedule.
Household-wide nap time!
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We should make something.
Do blanket tents count as “crafts?”
I said no glitter.
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There is so much noise.
Although that giggling is great
Maybe don’t hit, though.
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